Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Opossum.
Opossum by and thought I would say hello.
Hello there! The name is Simon. Simon Lau. I am the King of Jokes and I am glad you stopped by to visit us.
I come from a traditional type of family...which means that I live with my mom, dad and two brothers. My two brothers, who are older than me, are always getting awesome grades in school. It seems that no matter what they do, they are always the best. My parents try to compare me to them sometimes; however, no matter how hard I try, I don’t get the good grades like them. I like to think of my self as normal and try to lighten serious topics up with my jokes. I got another one for you.
How do you get 1000 Picachus’ on a bus?
You Pokemon!
Get it? You poke them on! Ha Ha
I am always in the mood to hear great jokes. So, if you want, you can email me some of yours (simon@friendsandneighboursclub.ca). You never know when I will get the chance to use them.
If you want to see the scripts I star in, click on BEHIND THE CURTAIN and see for yourself.
NOT FOR ME
HOT POTATO
SIMON SAYS
PEACE PENNANT
KATHYLOCKS AND THE THREE DADS
THROWING OUT THE GARBAGE
LISTENING TO MR. SNUGGLES
NO BRAKES FOR JASON
ANCHORS AWAY
WAYNE GRETZKY IS MY HERO
TAKE A STAND
I have so enjoyed talking with you, that I almost forgot to mention my best friend. Bingo the dog! He is so cuddly and loves to meet kids. He stars in our pre-school scripts THREE’S A PICNIC and SIMON SAYS. If you want to see what he looks like, just click on the icon above for a better chance to meet him. Chow! |
